your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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