How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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