Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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