Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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