Having a random hookup so left but love u
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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