if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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