I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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