Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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