By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
