I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
it's great music for shaving your balls
She's the barista slut.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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