I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Panties = found
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