dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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