Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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