420 ftw
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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