He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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