we have officially lost it.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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