I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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