Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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