in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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