**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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