i permit you to call me
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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