Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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