super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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