You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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