If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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