So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
