Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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