Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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