It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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