We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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