i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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