Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
i need some magic done to my vagina
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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