Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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