im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
