You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
