return my video game
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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