your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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