Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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