I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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