Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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