i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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