I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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