found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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