In the future we'll all be gay
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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