IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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