I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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