I want to have your abortion
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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