i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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