new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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