how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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